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Tuesday, November 08, 2016


  1. Welcome to Angry Chef
    Welcome to Angry Chef
    Nov 25, 2016
    For one reason or another, over the past couple of months we seemed to have picked up quite a few new Angry Chef readers, so I thought that it might be time for a bit of housekeeping. I appreciate that, apart from a dedicated few who have been here since the early days, to most people the world of the Angry Chef might just seem a little bit impenetrable and weird. I started this blog earlier this year, born out of years of frustration at the nonsense and bullshit pseudoscience that pervades
  2. Clean Eating is Dead
    Clean Eating is Dead
    Oct 22, 2016
    Clean Eating is dead. Yay! Did we kill it? No, not at all. Although we did try. Someone should tell ‘Clean Eating Alice’. That way she can change her name before she brings out another book. Maybe too late for that. Although I am not convinced that ‘Clean’ is her real name. How do we know it is dead? Because the Internet said so. In a recent article on her website, the High Priestess of all things clean, a certain Ella Mills (nee Woodward) announced Clean Eating’s sad demise. Like the
  3. WTF is wrong with potatoes?
    WTF is wrong with potatoes?
    Sep 23, 2016
    For anyone who missed the news, I am trying to write a book at the moment. What? Us writing a book? How did that happen? To be honest I am not really sure, but it involved a few fairly surreal meetings in London where I had to pretend I wasn’t completely out of my depth. At one point I was told I was zeitgeisty and had to go home and look it up. Once you had worked out how to spell it. Yes, that is true. In fact, I had to Google it because I couldn’t even get close enough for spell check
  4. Just tell me what's wrong with carrots.
    Just tell me what's wrong with carrots.
    Sep 03, 2016
    Bosh!! What? Get out of town!! In the mix!! Naughty!! Prep like a boss!!! Cowabunga Dude!! Are you OK? I’m trying to be lively and fun. I want us to be popular like Joe Wicks. He has over a hundred billion followers on Instagram. Well stop it, it’s weird. Can we give things fun names then? Maybe if we quote a reference it could be a Roger Reference. No. We will not do that because we are not 7 years old. How about instead of spending all this time writing ten-thousand-word blog