Captain Science vs the Army of Fungus

Mar 15, 2017

Recently, my heart swelled with pride, when Captain Science was blocked by her first health blogger. Fuck off, you patronising twat. Although to be fair I was quite pleased. She was really fucking annoying. One day, maybe Captain Science will have her very own curse filled blog, exposing lies and stupidity in the world of food science. I doubt it. Hopefully I’ll be too busy doing some real fucking work. Although if I did write a blog, mine would have better references. Yes, it certainly

I got you, under my skin.

Feb 25, 2017

Dietary Wack-a-Mole   This pseudoscience debunking can sometimes seem like an endless game of wack-a-mole. You bash one stupid trend like clean eating and it disappears back into its hole, but almost immediately another one pops up just out the corner of your eye. Just this week, the final nail in clean eating’s coffin was hammered in place when KFC appeared to be stealing jokes from old Angry Chef blog posts in order to set up an (admittedly very funny) parody account of a wellness blogger.

The Good Old Days

Feb 11, 2017

Do you ever find yourself longing for times past? The good old days. Before children swore or thought about sex. When pop music used to make sense and wasn’t just a stream of offensive misogyny. When everyone ate dinner round the table together, and kids played happily in the street without predators lurking around every corner. A time before violence, terrorists, and harmful videos poisoning the minds of the young. When are we talking about here? The 80s? No, I am talking about a few months

Because it's fucking shit in Hull

Feb 03, 2017

I wrote this piece a while ago and have been sitting on it, unsure whether or not to post. But I have decided that the point of this blog is to start debates, so I thought I would put it up anyway. I think it is worthy of including and raises some interesting points, although I am worried about how I come across, so be kind. The Pyjama Club I live in a small hamlet in the Nottinghamshire countryside and the closest shop is in a slightly rough part of the nearby town. It is not quite as