The Quarterback, the Goat and the Death of Carbonara
The 10 surprising nutritionists that real scientists say they would never touch
Apr 19, 2017
Once again, today’s blog post is going to be a little bit different. Oh, for fucks sake. Sorry, I mean for fuck’s sake. Or do I mean for fucks’ sake? Not sure which. Anyway, why can’t we get back to the posts where we prove how superior and clever we are by patronising some gluten-ignorant, spirulina munching health bloggers? Have we changed things because we keep on getting invited to talk at their conferences and events? No. I am not quite sure why we we have been getting these
Whatever happened to the heroes?
Apr 06, 2017
Whatever happened to the heroes? In today’s post, a rare departure from my usual expletive laden rant, I would like to talk about one of my heroes. Boo. That sounds boring. I think everyone prefers the swearing, insulty ones. What, you’ve been doing some focus groups have you? No. It’s just that verbally bullying people makes us feel superior and important. Contrary to what we were told at school, swearing is definitely big and clever. Hmmm. Well perhaps that explains why the sort of
Was Angry Chef better before he went all commercial?
Mar 25, 2017
I have no real post for you this week. Yeah, just this shameless plug to drive people to the Amazon pre-order page. I used to like you more before you went all commercial. Well, we’re not going to catch Joe Wicks and Ferne Cotton up in the presale charts on the back of the few copies our immediate family have ordered. Let’s be honest, we’re not going to catch them up at all. Well, we can only try. As I haven’t posted for a while, I thought it might be nice to share a few general thoughts and
Captain Science vs the Army of Fungus
Mar 15, 2017
Recently, my heart swelled with pride, when Captain Science was blocked by her first health blogger. Fuck off, you patronising twat. Although to be fair I was quite pleased. She was really fucking annoying. One day, maybe Captain Science will have her very own curse filled blog, exposing lies and stupidity in the world of food science. I doubt it. Hopefully I’ll be too busy doing some real fucking work. Although if I did write a blog, mine would have better references. Yes, it certainly