Exposing lies, pretensions and stupidity in the world of food.

A Sometimes Forgotten Evil

Wednesday, August 17, 2016


  1. WTF is wrong with potatoes?
    WTF is wrong with potatoes?
    Sep 23, 2016
    For anyone who missed the news, I am trying to write a book at the moment. What? Us writing a book? How did that happen? To be honest I am not really sure, but it involved a few fairly surreal meetings in London where I had to pretend I wasn’t completely out of my depth. At one point I was told I was zeitgeisty and had to go home and look it up. Once you had worked out how to spell it. Yes, that is true. In fact, I had to Google it because I couldn’t even get close enough for spell check
  2. Just tell me what's wrong with carrots.
    Just tell me what's wrong with carrots.
    Sep 03, 2016
    Bosh!! What? Get out of town!! In the mix!! Naughty!! Prep like a boss!!! Cowabunga Dude!! Are you OK? I’m trying to be lively and fun. I want us to be popular like Joe Wicks. He has over a hundred billion followers on Instagram. Well stop it, it’s weird. Can we give things fun names then? Maybe if we quote a reference it could be a Roger Reference. No. We will not do that because we are not 7 years old. How about instead of spending all this time writing ten-thousand-word blog
  3. The Shocking Truth Behind Clara Gluten-Free Water
    The Shocking Truth Behind Clara Gluten-Free Water
    Aug 03, 2016
    I recently found myself on a long haul train journey down to London. Everything was good with the world as I nicely settled myself into the joyous peace of the Quiet Coach... Mmmm. Quiet Coach.  A chance to be miserably unsociable without facing the usual criticism. ...idly checking Facebook and Twitter. Regular Angry Chef contributor ShazzBakes had sent through a link to a website, adding her own tagline that ‘Civilisation is Over’. It did appear that she might be correct as the link
  4. The Convenience Truth - Part 5
    The Convenience Truth - Part 5
    Jul 22, 2016
    Hold on, just checking the list. Yep, I think you managed to offend everyone. Why thank you. That was definitely part of the plan for The Convenience Truth Parts 1-4. Like there’s a plan. It was supposed to be a trilogy. Unfortunately, when you challenge an easily believed rhetoric like ‘convenience foods are bad and are making us all sick’, you tend to cause a bit of upset. You are likely to be challenging people’s fundamental beliefs, attacking something that sits at the core of their