The Natural Alternative Part 3 - The Bullshit Menace Awakens

Jul 18, 2017

The Natural Alternative - Part 3 – The Bullshit Menace Awakens OK, it’s time. Ah good. At last. Ketonutters Part 3. Yep, time to name and shame. Part 2 was just a distraction. Are we going to have a bit more science today? I mean, basically part 2 was just swearing and an excuse for a couple of lame Brian Cox jokes. Yep. Lots of science today. With references? Yes Captain Science, with references. Fuck knows you’ve sent me enough if the past few weeks. So, all those people who

The Big Day

Jul 06, 2017

Battle Dog enjoying the Angry Chef book My book is officially launched today. Yay! It is something that I am immensely proud of, and I hope many of you get to read it over the next few months. I have never advertised on this website, nor through my social media. Despite numerous offers, I have also taken the decision never to endorse specific products, because given the nature of this blog, it never seemed appropriate to do so. Although we would probably accept a multipack of Snickers

The Natural Alternative - Part 2 - Revenge of the Chef

Jul 04, 2017

THE NATURAL ALTERNATIVE - PART 2 Bit late with this aren’t we. People have been complaining. Yeah, well. I’ve been a little bit busy. Oh yeah. Aren’t you the big fucking star? Now you’ve had ten minutes on Radio 4 and a picture of your weird shaped head in Observer Food Monthly. Too important to lower yourself to writing blog posts, even though that’s the only reason anyone knows who you are. You’re just jealous. Well, I am a voice that lives in your head. So technically I’ve been on

The Natural Alternative? Part 1

Jun 16, 2017

The Ketogenic Diet     Over the next couple of posts I am going to be tackling one of the most controversial and technically complex areas I have ever covered on this blog. Captain Science and I have been researching this for several months, keen to get our facts completely straight before it drops. It is something that we believe is extraordinarily important, as there seems to be a number of highly dangerous individuals out there, exploiting vulnerable people for commercial gain. Exposing this